• Projects?  What projects?  Doing things around the house becomes very hard.
• Waking up at 7am or earlier seems normal.
• Going to sleep at 10pm seems normal.
• Video games?  Hah!  Wait until the kids can play with you.  ETA: 4 years from birth
• Blogging?  Only while at work!
• Music?  Your new favorites will be everything from Putumayo, or “100 toddler favorites”.    That’s about as hip as it gets.
• Your dinner time will now be 5pm.
• Touching poop won’t seem like that big of a deal anymore.
• All bodily functions will be discussed in some great detail.
• A fun way to spend Saturday afternoon will be going to play on the slides at the playground.
• Going for a bike ride now means riding for 10  minutes to the nearest playground.
• Thou shalt not leave the house without: Water, Goldfish crackers, juice, diapers, wipes, a change of clothes, 3 matchbox cars, 2 board books, 2 pacifiers, a hat and several jackets and coats.

Some last minute adds:

• You’ll likely not shave every day, through a combination of “oh my god he’s going to swallow that shampoo I better go get him” and “oh my god I’m so tired if I don’t shave I can sleep for 3 more minutes and still be on time”
• Putting in an 8-hour work day will become hard, and seem like somewhat of a chore.
• You’ll begin to “essentialize” everything.  Do you really need to wipe that up right now?  Do you really want to spend the next 20 minutes re-wiring the home theater?  Etc.
• Meals will be designed around how easy they are to eat using no utensils at all.
• You’ll start considering statements like “Ok. Day. Bye” as a genuine conversation.  (i.e. “Okay, I’m going to work now, Have a good day, bye bye!”)
• You’ll realize that nearly every surface of your house has been covered in either (sour) milk, (sour) formula or baby urine.
• You’ll think baby urine is clean and not really worry about how it kinda gets all over everything.

What’s on your list?